pleatedjeans:

This Dog and Cat Are Best Friends and We’re All Better Off for It (16 Pics)

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railroadsoftware:

person: so what have you been up to
me: (speaking very humble) well, I just got some new carpet.. it’s plush…
person: (trying not to sound envious) pl… plush? wow. I hear thats the nicest of all carpets
me: oh it’s nothing..

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shaywick:

Omg this is so sweet it brought tears to my eyes, the simple joys

shaywick:

Omg this is so sweet it brought tears to my eyes, the simple joys

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beben-eleben:

Like Mother, Like Daughter

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itscolossal:

Tiny Embroidered Animals by Chloe Giordano

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fishingboatproceeds:

I have always wondered if this was a reference to James Joyce’s Ulysses, in which Bloom carries around a potato for much of the novel.

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spareki:

My crazy vegan friend on Facebook posted this lovely the other day “if you eat meat how can you even look you dog or cat in the eye without feeling guilty?” Uhm… You do realize dogs are omnivores and cats are carnivores, right?

I just face palmed so hard
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if i ever stop reblogging this it’s because i’m dead and in my grave. 

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sextingbarack:

I don’t care what anyone says, this was the best moment on TV ever.

this is the greatest thing i’ve ever seen

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17yr:

"the future belongs to the few of us still willing to get our hands dirty"

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nigga-chan:

Funny lookin dog

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ashgureey:

god

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